Dar, Dream and Dollar

Dar, Dream and Dollar
Sources privy to Ishaq Dar said that he had a dream in which Prime minister of country was riding on an Arabic camel in a desert without a drop of water with the sun blazing over his bald head.

Lately the news came to fore that Pakistan has earned a huge sum of 1.5 million dollars from brother Saudi Arab as a part of good will gesture for the strong friendship between two nations. This sum of money helped assuage the crippling value of rupee and apparently the dollar lost its escalating value. Finance Minister Ishaq Dar came out to be the prophetic messiah for the businessmen in stock exchange whose timely warnings about the prospective fall of dollar’s price helped the traders not to bid their fate on dollar. Sources revealed that Ishaq Dar had a curious dream couple of days before he made this revelation. Sources privy to Ishaq Dar said that he had a dream in which Prime minister of country was riding on an Arabic camel in a desert without a drop of water with the sun blazing over his bald head. Suddenly he saw that a man, who was clad in Arabic dress rushed to rescue the PM of country by offering him Aab-e-zam zam, the holy water. Ishaq Dar said that he was not sure about the person who rescued the PM because he had not his spectacles on during the dream but he speculated that he may be the second cousin of Saudi premier. When the finance minister called for the possible interpretation of his dream, famous Pakistani scholar, intellectual, scientist, physicist and a master of spiritual studies Orya Maqbool Jan came up with an interesting explanation. He said that the rescuing of PM in the harsh desert signify that brother Saudi Arab is ready to help Pakistan in these harsh times. When Prime Minister Mian Nawaz Shareef came to know about the dream and its interpretation he planned a visit to Saudi Arabia without wasting any time. In a hurriedly planned visit the PM forgot to take his beloved peacock with him which became the pray of a possibly spy-fox belonging to the banned TTP. Talking to journalists after the incident interior minister Chaudhry Nisar blamed Pervaiz Musharraf for the killing of PM’s peacock. A journalist interrupted him and asked how Musharraf was responsible to which the interior minister scolded him and asked not to throw unnecessary questions. Another journalist asked that how this attack can sabotage the peace process? Chaudhry Nisar said that the pseudo liberals of Pakistan are war mongers and they don’t want peace and they want to sell this country to the West therefore in other to get rid of them talks with Taliban are necessary. The journalist was reported to have faltered after listening to the answer.

When the finance minister called for the possible interpretation of his dream, famous Pakistani scholar, intellectual, scientist, physicist and a master of spiritual studies Orya Maqbool Jan came up with an interesting explanation. He said that the rescuing of PM in the harsh desert signify that brother Saudi Arab is ready to help Pakistan in these harsh times.

The prime minister was welcomed in Saudi Arabia by Bedouin dance in which members of “Keffiyah” tribe demonstrated excellent performance, their bum movement suggested that Michael Jackson was part of this tribe but the Zionist media had concealed this news for very long until famous Pakistani investigative journalist and an expert of rape cases and circumcision Mr Ansaar Abbasi proved the Zionists wrong. His view was that the ancestors of Michael Jackson originally belonged to a village in South of Punjab called “Cheecha Watni” from where they moved to Arab region during the reign of famous Mughal emperor Aurangzeb.

The Prime Minister had a successful meeting with his counterpart in Riyadh but the Saudi premier asked Nawaz Sharif in pungent tone that why brother Raheel is not with him? Prime Minister replied to the Saudi premier that brother Raheel was busy searching the spy-fox of banned TTP which had killed his peacock. Saudi Premier expressed his grief over the sad demise of PM’s peacock and announced to gift him a two-hunch Arabic camel and recommended that he should ride on the camel in Raiwand farms whenever he feels down about the country. Prime Minister gladly accepted this gift and directed his entourage to take good care of the gifted camel. In a post-dinner joint conference both the heads of government applauded each other. PM of Pakistan applauded the taste of Nihari while the Saudi head appreciated the new cloned versions of Pakistani warriors which it has promised to send to Syria to topple the unholy regime of Assad. With this the announcement of 1.5 billion holy petrodollars was made and the conference was called off.

Meanwhile back in Pakistan, Kamran Khan, an anchor of the famous TV show “Musharraf Manjan”, was once again seen selling the “manjan” in Islamabad. This time around he came up with an interesting announcement that all the main problems of country, including Meera, PM’s peacock and Yoga centers are due to Pervaiz Musharraf and that he should be tried under article 6 to get rid of all these problems. This was endorsed by all the guest speakers of program. Kamran khan also praised the efforts of PM Nawaz Sharif for taking the relations of Pakistan and Saudi Arab to new heights. He appreciated the effort of PM Pakistan in making the Kingdom willing for the marriage of outsiders with Saudi orphan girls which has been recently allowed by Saudi Arabis. Due to this permission a wave of happiness can be discerned among the clerical class in Pakistan who had a long-awaited dream to have a second home in the holy kingdom. Therefore they have given the verdict that according to sharia it is not necessary for husband to take permission from the first wife before doing second marriage.

Zagum Abbas

Zagum Abbas

Zagum is the member of Laaltain’s editorial board and a student of Politics in Government College University Lahore.


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